The Lighter Side

These Are Just Plain Punny

  • Two anglers were having a discussion and opened quite a can of worms.
  • Confucius say: Many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.
  • If we don’t conserve water, we could go from one ex-treme to another.
  • Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse must be patient.
  • War doesn’t determine who is right, it determines who is left.
  • Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
  • Men who leap off cliffs often jump to conclusions.
  • Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet. He had launched a preemptive strike.
  • Confucius say: He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
  • A library should have several floors because it is a multi-story building.